Chapstick and two pairs of underwear

So let's talk about the two pairs of underwear first. We were at Home Depot looking at carpet for the bedrooms upstairs. I took the boys to the bathroom and Derek is wearing two pairs of underwear today. When asked why, he answers "I like both Spiderman and Batman. And it's silly." That kid loves his clothes, and even contemplates his choice of underwear.

Sean is in love with chapstick. He has a few of them throughout the house and he goes around and around holding them and putting it on his lips. He can't say the work chapstick, so when he wants it he takes his pointer finger and rubs it along his bottom lip. When I grab him one he often decides that is NOT the one he wants, and i have to let him choose. I have taken to moving all the "good" chapsticks elsewhere so Paul and I have some when we need them. His chapsticks are starting to look a bit gross, I suppose I'll have to buy him a couple new ones without the dog hair in them.